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We see her and Jack doing synchronized crotch scratching and wind breaking.

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When young Gary asks his aunt why she doesn't have children, Jill explains that she never married and that that's a prerequisite for having kids and a happy family.

Indeed, Jack has a loving relationship with his wife, Erin, and their kids.

While staying with Jack's family, Jill wants to go with them to a number of fun activities—and the results are almost always disastrous.

For instance, when the kids ride on ponies, Jill insists that she's not too heavy to join them … Then they visit and Jill knocks herself out with the big prize wheel.

" In desperation, Jack scrambles into a public bathroom and dresses up as his sister to have a date with Pacino.

He fills her bra with two cantaloupes, and when he steps out of the stall, the bathroom attendant motions him over and adjusts his melons so they look right.Jill starts slapping herself in the face to see if Jack can feel it. At the picnic, Felipe's bug-eyed grandma gets pummeled repeatedly as Jill's shoe flies off and conks her, and a swinging broom handle knocks her out cold.He says he can't, so Gary slugs her on the jaw and knocks her backward off her chair. People (and the cockatoo) are seen drinking bottled beer, mixed drinks and/or Jack Daniel's on a cruise ship. Toilet humor involves Jill's sweat-stained sheets, her abundant flatulence, her body hair, her body mass, her ear wax, etc." He replies, "No, Jesus." While on the phone with his assistant, Jack snorts, "God told me your feet were on my desk. A woman at a New Year's Eve party reports, "I'm not wearing any underwear." Another woman announces that she works at Hooters, as she grabs her clothed chest.Jill makes comments about two "hookers" at a party.But Jill balks at Jack's suggestion that she date Al Pacino, saying, "All he wants to do is play Twister with your sister!

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